Professor Plum

Rich citric notes peal through the sweet malty haze. Passionfruit, peach, and pineapple strongly coat the mouth. A mysteriously delicious flavor permeates.

A grim murder occurred in one of these rooms, but who amongst us committed this gruesome crime?

The dinner party has turned into a criminal investigation! As everyone searches for clues some appalling evidence is exposed: Professor Plum is seen damp with both water and blood. The professor professes his innocence defiantly! Can an academic not also attempt to patch some problematic plumbing? Unable to repair the rupture, his highbrow ham- handedness did indeed lead to a bungled blunder: a bleeding appendage and a bent pipe.

Likely story…